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December 1

• Meteorological first day of winter
• Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse
• Fucking holidays start
• Marijuana Sauce Day (Pastafarian)
• We Are Number One But Every Time It Says "Number One" It Zooms In On Crotch Area, Absence Of Crotch Triggers Big Weed Man
• Romania Day
• Pie Day
• Eat A Red Apple Day
• Christmas Lights Day
• Peppermint Bark Day
• Glogg Day (Sweden)

December 2

• Teen Girl Squad
• Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
• Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
• A Tiny Glimpse
• #masculinitysofragile
• Computer Literacy Day
• Fart Like A Pirate Day (Pastafarian)
• Business of Popping Corn Day

December 3

• Birthday of Ozzy Osbourne
• YuYu Hakusho
• International Say No To Selfies Day (Pastafarian)
• Dragon Ball
• Make A Gift Day
• Apple Pie Day
• Green Bean Casserole Day
• Peppermint Latte Day

December 4

• Hug Day II (Discordian)
• Vibrator Day (Pastafarian)
• Fighting Street Turbografx
• Cookie Day
• Sock Day
• Santa's List Day

December 5

• Ninja Day
• Birthday of Walt Disney
• Remember The Spanish Inquisition Day (Pastafarian)
• Thailand Day
• Comfort Food Day
• Worldwide Pear Day
• Sacher Torte Day

December 6

• Secret Santa Day
• Pirate Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)
• Numa Numa
• Hello Soybeans Song
• Finland Independence Day
• Is This A Pigeon?
• Wombo Combo
• Make & Bake Day

December 7

• Still Not Dead Day (Pastafarian)
• Edward Scissorhands
• Earth-chan
• Ecosia
• Letter Writing Day

December 8

• Really Useful Dragons Skyrim Mod
• Oh Lawd He Comin
• Random Acts of Pizza subreddit creation date
• Garlic Bread Day
• HowToBasic
• World Indica Day
• Christmas Tree Day
• Birthday of Jim Morrison
• Brownie Day

December 9

• Techno Day
• Noodle Ring Day (Pastafarian)
• Tanzania Independence Day
• Christmas Card Day
• Pastry Day
• Pepperkakor Day (Sweden)

2nd Week of December - Computer Science Education Week

December 10

• Merlinpeen
• International Human Rights Day
• Chrismukkah
• Slim Shady LP
• Mika Brzezinski Learns About 'Furries'
• Suspended Coffee Day

December 11

• International SharewareDay
• The Princess and the Frog (movie)
• No real difference between this and the actual greek myths
• Ding Fries Are Done
• Have A Bagel Day

December 12

• Heavy Metal Day
• Ice Cream Day (Pastafarian)
• Duckroll
• r/futurology
• Ming General Sushi
• Sex and Kink Day
• Mince Pie Day
• Gingerbread House Day

December 13

• World Candle Lighting Day
• Monkey Day (Pastafarian)
• We Are Number One but it's the Godzilla version and it's animated in SFM
• Birthday of Taylor Swift
• Cream Cheese Frosting Day
• Lussekatter Day (Sweden)

December 14

• Hug Day (South Korea)
• Cat Herders Day (Pastafarian)
• Dagoth Ur Fanfiction
• Stoner Dog
• Biscuits & Gravy Day
• Roasted Chestnuts Day

December 15

• Stupid Toy Day (Pastafarian)
• Otaku Day
• Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together
• International Tea Day
• Cupcake Day

December 16

• Chocolate Covered Anything Day
• Beethoven's Birthday
• Lemme smash

December 17

• Saturnalia December 17-23 (Pastafarian)
• Sloth Day (Pastafarian)
• A Crap Guide to D & D
• Wurds

December 18

• Underdog Day (Pastafarian)
• Phonk Trollge Loop
• Gordon Ramsay's Lamb Sauce
• Final Fantasy
• Bake Cookies Day

December 19

• Dalek Remembrance Day (Pastafarian)
• Emo Day
• Build a Snowman Day

December 20

• Swashbuckling Day (Pastafarian)
• Big Chungus
• Games Day
• Captain America comics first release date

Winter Solstice is sometime around now

December 21

• Saturnalia (Pastafarian)
• Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Shoop Da Whoop
• Hamburger Day
• Saturnalia (Pastafarian)

December 22

• Mathematics Day (India)
• Christmas Eve Eve Eve - most places are closed
• Marco Polo Day (Pastafarian)
• Cookie Exchange Day
• Dum Dum Gimme Gum Gum
• Musicless Music Videos
• Uganda Knuckles / Russian Knuckles

December 23

• Christmas Eve Eve - everywhere is closed
• Humanlight
• Big Floppa
• Nekopan
• Festivus
• Bake Day
• Pfefferneusse Day

December 24

• Christmas Eve - an opportunity for anyone to be nice to anyone else with less potential of getting taken advantage of, regardless of religion
• Date Night in Japan
• Le Fishe
• Having A Wonderful Time example
• Having A Wonderful Time more of it
• What Are You Doing In My Swamp
• Jurassic World 2 Trailer But Every Roar Is Gordon Ramsay Shouting RAW!
• Eggnog Day (Pastafarian)

December 25

• Christmas Day - same deal
• 12 Days of Noodlemas Begin (Pastafarian)
• Pumpkin Pie Day
• Somebody Toucha Ma Spaghet

December 26

• Boxing Day
• Cardboard Box Appreciation Day
• Percolator Appreciation Day and Coffee Day
• Candy Cane Day
• All Star remix by Vagidictoris
• Kwanzaa December 26-January 1

December 27

• Very Erotic, Very Violent Chinese media outlet cannot deal with the internet
• Ben 10
• 3rd Day of Noodlemas
• Fruitcake Day

December 28

• "Yeet" defined on urbandictionary
• He Cookin'
• Sailor Moon
• Only 4 Pasta-Eating Days Left This Year Day (Pastafarian)
• International Cinema and Movie Day
• Box of Chocolates Day
• Birthday of Stan Lee

December 29

• We Are Number One but it's remixed with Tunak Tunak Tun by Blanknaem
• Tribble Tribbles Google Search Tribbles Extra Tribbles More Tribbles Some More Tribbles
• Yad sdrawckab (Pastafarian)
• Mongolia Independence Day

December 30

• New Year's Eve Eve (Discordian)
• Get Drunk Early For Hogmanay (Pastafarian)
• Resolution Planning Day
• Call of Duty 4 Bazooka Dance Tunak Tunak Tun
• Bacon Day
• What Has Science Done?
• Lost Pause
• Important Videos
• Tunak Tunak Tun - Misheard English Lyrics by Peter Morin

December 31

• Champagne Day
• First Day on the Internet Kid
• Walk The Dinosaur
• Hogmanay (Pastafarian and Scottish but really what's the difference)
• New Year's Eve

December 32

• You're Drunk! (Pastafarian)

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