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May 1

• No Pants Day (Pastafarian)
• May Day
• Jerry Messing's Fedora Photo
• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• Woman Yelling At A Cat
• Chocolate Parfait Day
• Bread Pudding Recipe Exchange Day
• Sunflower Guerilla Gardening Day

May 2

• Birthday of Dwayne Johnson aka 'The Rock'
• Masturbation Day
• Ramen Day

May 3

• Discoflux (Discordian)
• You Spin Me Round
• Sun Day (day of solar technologies)
• Poland Constitution Day
• Pirate Garb Day (Pastafarian)
• New Bra Day (UK)
• Raspberry Tart Day
• Chocolate Custard Day

First Friday of May: Space Day

First Saturday: World Naked Gardening Day

May 4

May 5

• Cinco de Mayo
• Children's Day in Japan
• Astronaut Day
• Ferret Day (Pastafarian)
• You Got Mail Enhancement by Psychostick
• The Definition of Friendship and True Love meme day
• Enchilada Day

May 6

• Madness Is Delicious meme day
• International Blowing Bubbles Day
• Beverage Day (Pastafarian)
• Hentai Day
• Cumbrain
• Condom Day

May 7

• Masturbation Day
• Scurvy Awareness Day
• International Tell Your Crush Day
• World Athletics Day
• Cosmopolitan Day
• Space Day
• Harley My Funny Cockatoo
• Bongo Cat meme day

Second Sunday of May

• Mother's Day

May 8

• VE Day
• International Viking Day
• World Red Cross & Red Crescent Day
• Outdoor Sex Day
• Fabulous Secret Powers meme day
• Give Someone A Cupcake Day
• Back Scratching Day (Pastafarian)
• Ace Day of Visibility
• Who's Cooking Tonight? by Raikujo meme day
• Iris Day

May 9

• Goku Day
• Piccolo Day
• Sleepover Day
• Lost Sock Memorial Day (Pastafarian)
• Illuminaughtii
• Kot

May 10

• Maid Day
• Cactus Day
• Raves
• Wolverine Day (Pastafarian)
• History Of The Entire World, I Guess
• I'm Going To Eat An Entire Pizza By Myself by Psychostick

May 11

• O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics by FamishedMammal
• Yoda CBT Doesn't refer to Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, knowwhatimean
• Salvador Dali Day (Pastafarian)
• Feynman Day
• Leeroy Jenkins
• Eat What You Want Day
• Swedish Chocolate Balls Day

Second Saturday - Bake Sale Day

May 12

May 13

• Buttocks Day (Pastafarian)
• Ah Yes My Throne
• Numeracy Day
• Internet Tough Guy / Crouton Day
• World Cocktail Day
• Tulip Day

Third Saturday in May - Armed Forces Day

May 14

• Yellow Day and Rose Day (South Korean)
• I Don't Wanna Be Bread
• International Monty Python Day (Pastafarian)
• May the Fourth, part two / Birthday of George Lucas
• Good Hair Day
• Buttermilk Biscuit Day

May 15

• Chocolate Chips Day
• Bike To Work Day (Pastafarian)
• Nylon Stockings Day
• Bring Flowers To Someone Day
• Carpenter Brut
• Slider Day

May 16

• Chocolate Chip / Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
• Psychostick
• Piercing Day
• Skinny Dipping Day (Pastafarian)
• Barbecue Day

May 17

• Norway Day
• Single Malt Whisky Day (Pastafarian)
• World Day of Horticulture
• World Recycling Day
• Same Sex Marriage Day
• World Telecommunication And Information Society Day - motto: Connecting The World
• Cherry Cobbler Day

May 18

• Baked Goods Day
• Fascination of Plants Day
• Russell's Teapot Day (Pastafarian)
• Komi-san Can't Communicate
• International Museum Day
• Cheese Souffle Day
• Bento Day
• Marshmallow Day (Australia)

3rd Saturday - Plant A Lemon Tree Day

May 19

• Your Argument Is Invalid
• Toriko Gourmet Hunter
• Bolognese Sauce Day (Pastafarian)

May 20

• 520
• Three Lions
• Those Are My Shoes
• World Bee Day
• Flower Day
• Rescue Dog Day
• Fetish Day (Pastafarian)
• Pick Strawberries Day

May 21

• Swiggity Swooty
• 42 Day (Pastafarian)
• Flea Market Montgomery In September
• OH LAWD HE COMIN
• Talk Like Yoda Day / Yoda Day
• Roybertito's
• 521
• Cold Pizza Day
• International Tea Day
• Strawberries and Cream Day

May 22

• Goth Day
• Biological Diversity Day
• Sherlock Holmes Day
• Cat Videos Day
• Vanilla Pudding Day

May 23

• Turtle Day
• Kiss Day (Japan)
• MILF Day
• The Cocoanuts by the Marx brothers
• Lucky Penny Day
• 143 Day
• Birthday of Alan Turing
• Deltron 3030

May 24

• Roses Day
• Tiara Day
• DILF Day
• Blink 182 Day
• Mollusc Day (Pastafarian)

May 25

• Cookie Monster Day 1
• Cantina Band
• Towel Day / Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Day
• International Plastic Free Day
• Geek Pride Day

Last Monday of May

• Memorial Day

May 26

• Japanese Pudding Day
• Jonghyun's Birthday
• Who tf is burning down my kitchen
• NSYNC
• World Hunger Day (Pastafarian)
• Cherry Dessert Day

May 27

• Body Painting Day
• Sunscreen Day / Don't Fry Day
• Weasel Tossing Day (Pastafarian)
• Muffins Day (Sweden)

May 28

• Powerthirst
• Ha, Ha, Ha, No, Transformers variant
• Masturbation Day
• Get stick bugged lol
• Boneless pizza
• Hamburger Day

May 29

• End of the Middle Ages Day
• Pillow Fight Day (Pastafarian)
• Birthday of Tony Stark
• Yeah sex is cool but...
• Biscuit Day

May 30

• Look At These Fucking Peppers
• Brainless Person
• Random Act of Kindness Day (Pastafarian)
• Scones Day
• Mint Julep Day

May 31

• Car Porn
• World Meditation Day
• Insect Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)
• Godzilla King of the Monsters and Kevin meme day
• Baked Potato Song

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